boyfriend requirements list
must be goood at drugs and hate parents and teachers and fail school and be an alchooholic and love to party and he must cuss at least 40 times a day because i love bad boys. he must sneak me out and take me to parties a lot and get me super wasted so that we can have sex. he must have a cell phone so we can send each other pictures of our naked bods. he must have a large penis so i can brag to all my friends about his diCK. he must be willing to have at least 18 children by the time we’re 18 with a life goal of a child a year becasue i am a MATure adult and can make my own decisions so fuck you all
I haven’t been called baby all year
It’s nice (:
Gotta love drunk people
Who knows if you’ll remember this
Don’t do that
No don’t go on his profile
Stop it no stop
He’s all wrong for you and
Leads you on
And you really can’t afford an emotional bond like that right now
Stop stop stop
YOU ARE DESPERATE
In pretty sure I don’t have depression it’s just hormones
The more you repeat it
The truer it becomes
Ed Sheeran has the voice of an angel and he’s the best to listen to on rainy days especially when it’s idgaf Tuesday.
skinny love just last the year
i always read on tumblr about boys that’ll play you and be there one day and gone the next but it always seemed to cliche to be real. so i met the bad guy of my story but somehow he’s the guy i want at the same time.
but that storyline is well-used too and it can go two ways from here
- i will be heartbroken and try to get his attention and forgive him every time he screws up. trying to hug him while he’s running the other direction.
- he’ll figure out that he shouldn’t be a player and that i care for him and he’ll come running up to me with sunflowers and a song he wrote about how sorry he is and he’ll pick me up in his new car and we’ll drive off to LA forever and ever.
somehow im guessing it’ll turn out more like the first one……
“im always the one who loves more that’s my thing.”